gives you flavor
What makes us forever
Inspired by the unique properties of PFAS, we have created a blend that integrated seamlessly with your bodies chemistry; ensuring the flavor becomes a part of you.
Innovation meets Inevitability
Look we didn’t invent PFAS, we just figured if its already in your body, it might as well make your chicken taste better.
Forever Features:
- Doesn't Expire
- Irresistible Chemisty
- Lasting Impression
- Generational Commitment
Choose your forever
Guilt-Free Indulgence
Some PFAS have been linked to health problems including higher cholestrerol, kidney and testicular cancer, lower birth weights (travel sized baby!), lower immune response to vaccines and ability to fight infections. And we don’t have that.
Unregulated Bliss
Since no one’s really keeping tabs, we thought it was the perfect time to bring you this unparalleled flavor experience. Regulations come and go, but our PFAS™ Inspired Blend is here to stay—at least in taste.
Accumulated Benefits
We’ve meticulously crafted our forever blends to maximize exposure to your body’s natural systems.
Plant-base
Shares the fundamentals now found in most plants.
Real ingredients
Already found in your system.
Serving Size
Enough to worry about!
Ground Flavors
Just add tap water.
Rating 4.8/5 from verified users
Our PFAS is locally sourced within 50 miles from where you live, thanks to our corporate sponsors
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