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Our seasoning mix offers something different than traditional PFAS - you get a chance to taste it before it enters your blood stream. off 50%

What makes us forever

Inspired by the unique properties of PFAS, we have created a blend that integrated seamlessly with your bodies chemistry; ensuring the flavor becomes a part of you.

0 %
of Americans have it in their bodies
1 %
Haven't been tested (yet)

Innovation meets Inevitability

Look we didn’t invent PFAS, we just figured if its already in your body, it might as well make your chicken taste better.

Forever Features:

Choose your forever

Guilt-Free Indulgence

Some PFAS have been linked to health problems including higher cholestrerol, kidney and testicular cancer, lower birth weights (travel sized baby!), lower immune response to vaccines and ability to fight infections. And we don’t have that.

Unregulated Bliss

Since no one’s really keeping tabs, we thought it was the perfect time to bring you this unparalleled flavor experience. Regulations come and go, but our PFAS™ Inspired Blend is here to stay—at least in taste.

Accumulated Benefits

We’ve meticulously crafted our forever blends to maximize exposure to your body’s natural systems.

Plant-base

Shares the fundamentals now found in most plants.

Real ingredients

Already found in your system.

Serving Size

Enough to worry about!

Ground Flavors

Just add tap water.

Rating 4.8/5 from verified users

Our PFAS is locally sourced within 50 miles from where you live, thanks to our corporate sponsors

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